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Turkish Oyster

A blob of jizz on the pillow. Also known as a melted Marshmallow if it's still warm.
"I wiped up the sheets, threw the towel in the basket, put my head back on the pillow and copped a Turkish Oyster right in the eye".
by SKL Crew August 17, 2010
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turkish popscicle

When you fill a water balloon in the shape of a penis and put in the freezer to later be used as an ice dildo
ramming your vagina with a frozen cock, (turkish popscicle)
by that_dude_66 February 23, 2011
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Turkish Vibeout

The Turkish Vibeout is the formal rule which states that one must ALWAYS get the lady he banged the night before out of the house by 9:30 am.
Roommate 1: "dude, what's that chick still doing here? I'ts 9:45 already"
Roommate 2: "ooo were just hanging out today, watching some movies."
Roommate 1: "GET HER OUT NOW! TURKISH VIBEOUT man are you serious? I'm trying to make some breakfast and have man talk with my friends"
by blowmaz December 6, 2011
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Turkish eggroll

When a Turkish wrestler covers the head of his opponents penis with his own foreskin as a sign of submission
Johnny was excited after losing that match with Abdul he was so looking forward to the Turkish eggroll.
by allinyoass November 18, 2013
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Turkish Submarine

The act of going into a hot tub with a partner, disrobing, and using one or both hands to forcefully remove a solid turd from the anus of your partner.
"Did you go out with Jenny last night?"

"Yea! We went in the hot tub and I gave her a Turkish Submarine."
by MaxwellAdam December 3, 2013
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Turkish Polar Bear

When two guys are having sex with with the vagina, and asshole, at the same time.
'Oh my god! Johnny was on his back, and Sharron was riding him really hard, and then Bobby came from behind and started fucking her ass! It looked like a 'Turkish Polar Bear'.
by Gonnaeatu February 21, 2015
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turkish mudslide

When you give someone a swirlie but the toilet is full of diarrhea shit.
I gave qwerty1605 a turkish mudslide swirlie at sgdq
by trevor n things June 14, 2016
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