Tossing the Truffles

The act of avoiding crazed, clingy, predatory women by passing them off to a friend(s), who may very well be going in way over their head(s), so as to avoid unwanted, sexual relations and intense, mental duress.

Usually, such an action is an act of desperation, but desperate times call for desperate measures.

Ken: I'm giving up on trying to keep Pamela as a Platonic friend. She's on the prowl and wants to jump my bones. She's tried face-raping me several times while I was trying to do my homework. And then the other day, she called me 10 times in a row when I ignored a text from her. Enough's enough!

John: Damn, that's ridiculous! What are you gonna do?

Ken: I'm tossing the truffles to Sam. She's pick up on his scent, and he's willing and gullible enough to go for her.... poor bastard.

by Ringo the Dragon December 6, 2011

traffic jam

when you don't receive any of your texts because too many people are texting you at once causing a traffic jam in the phone lines. generally used as an excuse because nobody has texted you.

hey did bob text you? .. no theres a traffic jam going on

by fpf! December 6, 2010

A Truffle

Used to describe someone who is Pretty, Smart, Classy & kind. Contains substance/rich and is still delightfully manicured on the outside. Much like the chocolate truffle.

(Girl walks into room)
All other girls look at her with admiration & say: She is so perfect, she is such a truffle!

by Truff<3 September 15, 2010

Trufflegasm

When a person has an orgasm after having a lindtlindor truffle melt in their mouth.

"My mom had to help me up after my knees buckled from the massive trufflegasm I had. Best one yet."

by Scribble (RD) October 9, 2009

Truffle Balling

When she takes the truffle butter cum and spits it back in his mouth.

That Dude is very nasty for Truffle Balling like that.

by Trufflegobbler April 9, 2015

Triffle

To be sneaky, conniving, devious, sketchy and sly.

Also known as: Chris Maursky and Al Adams.

"If a girl said she's going to bed but then she's really going out, that is being a TRIFFLE."

by Triffles November 3, 2008

Truffle Jam

Truffle Jam is an extension of the now famous truffle butter, but contains one additional step: A guy takes a jelly donut and sticks his cock into it. Once the penis is throughly covered in the jam-like substance, you follow the truffle butter steps of: Anal fucking then pussy fucking resulting in Truffle Jam.

If Cory doesn't hit that ass, he is going to miss out on all that Truffle Jam and Coffee.

by LexusSexGod March 11, 2015