toting the mail

When someone is speeding trying to get to their destination.

Larry was toting the mail trying to get to his job

by Poeticsirr July 29, 2023

Totes AF

Another variation of the shorthand for totally, more suited for use by adults of all ages and genders.

Jordan: "Hey Redge, do you think pumpkin spice is the best spice?"

Reggie: "Totes AF."

by Fox dad October 23, 2020

Douche Tote

A person who is a much bigger douche bag than the regular douche bag

Oh God. Derek is such a douche tote!

by VG131 September 13, 2022

Totes not a creep

A male who has a strong desire to not be creepy, actively acts nicer and less touchy when in the presence of a woman, curses himself for thinking about a woman in a romantic way, even if in a innocent, wholesome way. These type of men will turn back, or take the long way if that means they wouldn’t accidentally trail behind a woman.

“That guy is totes not a creep”

by Scalpel December 10, 2025

tote arolla

toyota corolla

you drive a tote arolla to work

by randemcarguy December 12, 2022

totes down

An incredibly corny way to say, "I'm totally down"; which means, you are in full agreement with whatever event/action the other person is proposing.

Corny Ass MF#1: I'm thinking we should totes go to Coachella this summer!!!!!?????!!!!!!

Corny Ass MF#2: OMG!!! I'm TOTES DOWN.

by HayGurlHay. September 3, 2016

totes

Although this word is predominantly for time-saving methods, it is so much more than that!
'totes' is most commonly used by teenage girls but makes something seem vastly more casual.
Instead of your parents going to 'totally going to kill you' after you snuck out, now they are 'totes gonna kill you', completely changing the sentence from morbid and harrowing to light-hearted and jovial.

Im totes excited for the party!
That test was totes horendi :(

by JorgeJurgen47 May 28, 2023