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Tons

A girl who’s genarally a nice person, hardly gets into drama with anyone. Funny afff, falls in love way too easily and is a true friend. Too affectionate, touches your shoulder if she’s not that close to you, gives you a kiss if she is. Physically attractive too.
I think I like Tons. She’s so nice
by Dreamcatcher9 August 16, 2018
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won ton feeewie

Using an Asian prostitute and have her lay her head back off the bed fill Both of her nostrils full of blow and rifle both of them with straws out of her nose
While I was in the red light district I got the won ton feeewie and she played with my balls.
by Linderdizzle March 6, 2020
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One, Ton, or None

The Creative Pragmatist can be a conundrum to others; for their commensurate passion for a balance between creativity and utility to feel like their best selves. The color theory of One, Ton, or None is about nailing a fluid style where the eye can rest. One pop of color gives focus where two pops can distract. Ironically, a full flood of colors creates calm. And conversely, the absence of color – through neutrals – is a color story worth trying.
Person 1: Omg I love your outfit today, it’s colorful yet you don’t look insane.

Person 2: Thank you, I’m representing the Ton in One, Ton, or None.
by Iamcreativepragmatist August 6, 2021
mugGet the One, Ton, or Nonemug.

A Fuck Ton

This term is used when you can't give an exact number of a given thing but you have a lot of it.
Shit, that is a fuck ton of bills I gotta pay.
by Genosse Von Dumbass December 3, 2021
mugGet the A Fuck Tonmug.

Sack Ton

A large amount of something. A lot. A Bazillion.
As my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob, I busted a nut in her mouth. After she swallowed and wiped the corners of her mouth she said "that was a sack ton son. "
by Captain Winki June 26, 2016
mugGet the Sack Tonmug.

supa ton

When you have a lot of something for someone
"Hey yo I miss you a SUPA ton man"
by Supatonnnn July 12, 2017
mugGet the supa tonmug.

Won-Ton Cowboy Hat

When a woman's vagina your head and neck whole getting a Chinese massage.
Man she climbed on the table, started rubbing my back & gave me a Won-Ton Cowboy Hat.
by Lib-Lab June 9, 2017
mugGet the Won-Ton Cowboy Hatmug.

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