dick shitter

One who tucks his penis into his own butthole, and then farts it out...occassionally accompanied with muddy runs.

That Steve is such a dick-shitter; he has to shower like four or five times a day just to NOT reak of his own anus.

by Shant A. [Accept no imitations] February 26, 2005

Virtua Shitter

This SONY fanboy dissed Virtua Fighter 2, yet I doubt he would even make it past stage 3.

PS2 fanboys wouldn't even be able to master Virtua Fighter even if their lives depended on it.

by WhatTheFuck? November 02, 2003

shit-shitter

when one inserts a firefly into one's anal passage in the hope that one's fart will glow.

amanda: i tried to shit-shitter last night.
ciara: did it work?
amanda: no.
ciara: better luck next time, mate.

by logicfuckery December 29, 2013

ninja shitter

One who shits on houses stealthaly.

"Man, Evan is a ninja shitter!"

by Kevin_the_HeBeast November 13, 2008

sleep shitter

One who shits in their sleep without noticing or waking up.

Billy: Ey ma nigg, last night I ate some fucked up sushi.

Billy Bob: Oh word, damn foo did u throw up?

Billy: Nah dawg, I shitted though. In my bed, while I was sleep.

Billy Bob: Aw hell nah ma nigga a sleep shitter! Aaaahahahhaa

by MISS LISA August 29, 2006

milk shitter

A white person who publicly talks a lot of shit (fighting words, accusations, trash talks, belittles, etc) and then gets confronted in an extreme fashion for said shit talking.

The individual then proceeds to panic at the unexpected retaliation and cowards for protection in any and all forms possible. The individual may also literally shit their pants

Person 1: Yo homie, Donald Trump was talking shit on Mexicans until El Chapo said he'll kill him so The Donald called the FBI
Person 2: no way, what a milk shitter

by mrmpg July 16, 2015

Switch Shitter

Someone who doesn't care which way the toilet paper is put on the toilet paper holder.

I hate it when the toilet paper is put on the holder so it unrolls against the wall! But my wife could care less that fucking switch shitter!

by brutechute October 14, 2011