The most sexy drunk dad ever. He has a nine inch penis. When he has an errection, his penis is 69 feet long.(He has to carry his penis, walking down Hollywood street when people start at him). He has 10 children and smacks everyone of them with his penis (when he has a boner). *he is a player...(has 21 girlfriends and 38 wives...)
by JaFfYlAfFy April 10, 2019

Teacher: Okay class today we will be making our own story with your own character with a name.
Most of the kids: I am gonna name my character BOB.
Most of the kids: I am gonna name my character BOB.
by kurma March 9, 2018

by CJSS September 18, 2016

bob is usually used as a masculine name. it can also be an acronym, like "battle of the books," or "bewildered opossums behind you"
charlie: there's bob!
karla: what?
charlie: bewildered opossums behind you!
OR
charlie: this is my new friend bob
karla: f*ck you charlie i thought i was the only one i can't believe you would do this to me and-
karla: what?
charlie: bewildered opossums behind you!
OR
charlie: this is my new friend bob
karla: f*ck you charlie i thought i was the only one i can't believe you would do this to me and-
by ben's mop October 16, 2020

Back on the Boat. An antonym of FOB.
An Asian-American who rejects white supremacy and traditional narratives of assimilation that characterizes much of the United States (even in liberal cities) and instead chooses to connect with his or her cultural roots by going back on the boat, to discover and relate to family history or to learn more about the culture of their ancestors in his or her journey of self-discovery and the decolonization of the mind.
BOBs are hyper aware of yellow fever and other dating patterns within the Asian-American community, and are tired of both being fetishized and also fetishizing whiteness themselves.
Music: Mitski, Japanese Breakfast, Jay Som, Nightspace
Movies: Wong Kar Wai
Television: Terrace House
An Asian-American who rejects white supremacy and traditional narratives of assimilation that characterizes much of the United States (even in liberal cities) and instead chooses to connect with his or her cultural roots by going back on the boat, to discover and relate to family history or to learn more about the culture of their ancestors in his or her journey of self-discovery and the decolonization of the mind.
BOBs are hyper aware of yellow fever and other dating patterns within the Asian-American community, and are tired of both being fetishized and also fetishizing whiteness themselves.
Music: Mitski, Japanese Breakfast, Jay Som, Nightspace
Movies: Wong Kar Wai
Television: Terrace House
by PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP1 May 27, 2018
