A Pork Goblin is a female whom loves Penis. She usually is in the weight range of 155-190lbs, and is short. However there are Pork Golbins that don’t necessarily fit this description.
by Churc1070 December 21, 2019

Noun & Verb Phrase.
A Person with unparalleled PIG ignorance whom attempts to drown out logic and reason with uneducated negative waffle - They can never evolve.
A Person with unparalleled PIG ignorance whom attempts to drown out logic and reason with uneducated negative waffle - They can never evolve.
The Pork Invader proceeded to engage in a futile attempt of infiltrating the interesting debate between old friends with his nonsense and unjust slander.
by suigeneris September 11, 2013

by anonymous December 18, 2021

The act of slapping a piece of ham on your partners back during sex. Preferably doggy style but technique can be altered for your preference.
by Young Dj JJ Thickems August 31, 2017

A non skilled Rainbow Six Siege player who shoots his or her own teammate. Usually referring to the intelligence level of a pig.
by Jack Salty March 20, 2017

by banjobill December 20, 2008

Ninja with aids: Hey which chick did you bang last night
Cool jew: bro i was parallel porking them both
Cool jew: bro i was parallel porking them both
by 4 swordsman October 13, 2020
