pork goblin

A Pork Goblin is a female whom loves Penis. She usually is in the weight range of 155-190lbs, and is short. However there are Pork Golbins that don’t necessarily fit this description.
Bro she’s such a Pork Goblin she sucked a dude off for a cheeseburger!
by Churc1070 December 21, 2019
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Pork Invader

Noun & Verb Phrase.

A Person with unparalleled PIG ignorance whom attempts to drown out logic and reason with uneducated negative waffle - They can never evolve.
The Pork Invader proceeded to engage in a futile attempt of infiltrating the interesting debate between old friends with his nonsense and unjust slander.
by suigeneris September 11, 2013
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Pork Pocket

You can stick your pork sword in my pork pocket.
by anonymous December 18, 2021
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Porked the York

The act of slapping a piece of ham on your partners back during sex. Preferably doggy style but technique can be altered for your preference.
"Yeah Kylie we porked the york this morning. That's what I call breakfast in bed!"
by Young Dj JJ Thickems August 31, 2017
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pork brains

A non skilled Rainbow Six Siege player who shoots his or her own teammate. Usually referring to the intelligence level of a pig.
God damn salty_jak has pork brains and just shot me!
by Jack Salty March 20, 2017
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pork screw

the male sex organ, occasionally used as a means to eliminate uremic fluids from the body.
james lovingly thrashed betty with his pork screw
by banjobill December 20, 2008
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Parallel porking

The act of having sex with 3 people or more

Made by “ninja sex party
Ninja with aids: Hey which chick did you bang last night
Cool jew: bro i was parallel porking them both
by 4 swordsman October 13, 2020
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