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Keith

The whitest name a white man can have to their name
Guy 1: Is that Keith?
Guy 2: Damn
by OneArmLegend December 4, 2022
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Keith

SOMEONE I HAVE A FAT CRUSH ON
“God i have a crush on keith”
“WHY IS HIS NAME SO UGLY!”
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"what is the most unattractive male first name in the English language" "keith"
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Keith Arsewank

An American gun-nut, homophobe, racist, transphobe, and far-right political wannabe who has lost every election he's contested. Sometimes wrongly known as "Keith R. Swank"
He became known on 27 March 2023 when he made a dumb post on Twitter calling for teachers to be armed.
He regularly posts homophobic and transphobic tweets in a style known as "being an Arsewank"
He claims to have served in the military and the police force. Whilst his military service has never been proven, his police employment has been verified by the existence of a report of the disciplinary proceedings when he was suspended without pay for his part in an "ethnic slur" offence.
Arsewank day is now celebrated on 27 March
Look at him. He's an idiot. He's a proper Keith Arsewank.
by keithArsewank July 5, 2023
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Keith Lagasse

A bum from central Connecticut whose only goal in life is to go to as many minor league sports as he can whilst complaining on facebook about how he doesn’t have any money for food or a room to sleep in. He puts forth no effort in life to better himself and doesn’t deserve the thoughts and prayers one might feel inclined to offer him.
See that man gloating about taking the bus across Connecticut.

Yeah he’s such a Keith Lagasse
by PeetaMoran August 7, 2023
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Keith

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Keith koh

Keith is a bloody fucker that 好心没好报
He is fucking retarded and likes to call people while they are sleeping or showering to ask them if they are siao. He loves to ask you to shdup for no reason and is one of the most xia lan fuckers you will ever meet in your life . But if your very close to him and know him very well then he is one of the best person with a good heart and will help you no matter what . He will always be there for you when you need him overall someone you can trust and he is loyal
Keith koh : YOU SIAOOO AH
by Keith koh November 22, 2021
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