nigga in the hood that goes around tapping random people on the shoulder and asking for rap battles.
he always carry's a big ass sound system with some hoe laying on top of them where ever he goes.
he speaks a bizarre and incomprehensible language which has led to rumors of him being an alien.
he is also rumored to have been in a relationship with the first and only counter school shooter, pico. which he now has beef with.
a rhytm video game has been based on him, titled friday night funkin.
he always carry's a big ass sound system with some hoe laying on top of them where ever he goes.
he speaks a bizarre and incomprehensible language which has led to rumors of him being an alien.
he is also rumored to have been in a relationship with the first and only counter school shooter, pico. which he now has beef with.
a rhytm video game has been based on him, titled friday night funkin.
by waityougoodb August 02, 2022
At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets
I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.
I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.
by Believer of Keithanism September 09, 2020
term for a micro-penis.
Keith Holder: someone who acts like a bigger penis then they have.
wow that guy is such a keith holder.
wow that guy is such a keith holder.
by keith holder April 23, 2022
May 23 is the appreciate Keith day. On this day we give all of our love to this one specific Keith called keith.i.guess_
You should buy him everything he wants on this day, and praise him all day. WE LOVE OUR RIDDLER STRIDER BATEMAN! <3
You should buy him everything he wants on this day, and praise him all day. WE LOVE OUR RIDDLER STRIDER BATEMAN! <3
Hey did you know its the keith.i.guess day? You should praise him and give him attention today.
Yeah its May 23 Appreciate Keith day (keith.i.guess_) !
Yeah its May 23 Appreciate Keith day (keith.i.guess_) !
by viioal May 23, 2022
by bobbie5765 February 02, 2023
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Alpha Male; one who is built of pure testosterone; fabled to be the second coming of Jesus Christ himself; stronger than Shaggy
People who worship God are secretly worshiping Keith Hernandez, who is God, and man, and spirit.
I want Keith Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen
I want Keith Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen
by Believer of Keithanism September 09, 2020