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Anti-Cougar

An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. This anti-cougar is the complete opposite of a cougar regarding looks. The anti-cougar is atrocious and has the possibility of ranking on the lowest on the Hotness Scale. Can be anyone from an faulty surgical altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and overweight gimp or a mirf. Anti-Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the mid 40 , lonely, obvious single woman. The Anti-Cougar frequently tries to score young men, but gets shut down seconds into the conversation.
-"Ew dude, check out that Anti-Cougar over there.. she totally tried to hit on me but I denied her h-core"
by Rosswell November 17, 2010
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Man-Cougar

A Man-Cougar is an older man, usually middle-aged, who pursues and succeeds in dating younger women (who are considered GOOD LOOKING). There are many middle-aged men aspiring to be Man-Cougars, but they will never get some from a younger women. Ever.
-Dude, did you see George Clooney at the Oscars with his girl?
-Yeah, dude she is so hot and so much younger than him. What a Man-Cougar.
by Jmills000 March 8, 2010
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cougar maker

A young male who inspires or instills women to cougarism, despite said women being previously disinclined to cougarism.
The Jonas Brothers are SO 2008. The new It Thing is Justin "Cougar Maker" Bieber.
by grab bag January 5, 2010
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Cougar Hunter

A man who specifically targets cougars as the object of his sexual desire. A cougar hunter is not to be confused with a cougar hawk as he does not posses the refinement nor does he achieve the success of the cougar hawk. He is the the apprentice to the cougar hawk master.
That cougar hunter Bill has potential, he got a number out of that mountain lion but that cougar totally burned him.
by Mr. Herb October 2, 2007
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Cougar Crush

"Ooh, look at this picture of Robert Pattinson! I know he's like 15 years younger than me, but I think I have a little cougar crush on him."
by MsHellion October 15, 2009
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cougar nectar

The sweet, sweet juice of an older lady (cougar).
"Smell this, dude. Yeah, that's some cougar nectar!"
by Billy-Bo-Bob December 8, 2007
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suburban cougar

An urban cougar with modified standards. Sexy body from working out, proper nutrition, great clothes with a face younger than her age; has her own bank, and has class. Never preys but descretely reveils availablity to socially equal men, that are significantly younger. Pisses off younger women when they wanna snag a guy who is great material. Avoids all contact with men with ball caps, beer guts, and the need for bond money. Doesn't want anything that eats or shits to be in her house for more than six hours. Makes sure her boy toy leaves with everything he came with, but never with her key. Lives with the one person she mosted wanted to - herself. Sexually exclusive is a requirement and gets tested, and may ask the same of her boy toy. Doesn't care what he does, as long as he doesn't wander in unexpected or with an STD. She is in her sexual prime, owns great lingerie and heels and isn't afraid to use them - even in the shower. She wants his phone # for a booty call not a well being check. She enjoys her life, family, and friends and quickly shuts out anyone who could interrupt that. The toy needs to exit with the same enthusiasm as he came in with, not linger as if it were an obligation, and have a tongue that can really kiss, eat pussy and the pierce, is a bonus. Wants something with plenty of freaky that can really put it on her, will go away but comes on demand or own accord. Out for her own.
"The way that last hook up ran my digits all the time, I could use me a suburban cougar next time out.
by suburban cougar June 23, 2007
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