Anti-Cougar

An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. This anti-cougar is the complete opposite of a cougar regarding looks. The anti-cougar is atrocious and has the possibility of ranking on the lowest on the Hotness Scale. Can be anyone from an faulty surgical altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and overweight gimp or a mirf. Anti-Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the mid 40 , lonely, obvious single woman. The Anti-Cougar frequently tries to score young men, but gets shut down seconds into the conversation.

-"Ew dude, check out that Anti-Cougar over there.. she totally tried to hit on me but I denied her h-core"

Anti-Cougar by Rosswell November 17, 2010

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anticougar

A girl, typically under the age of consent, who goes for guys much older than she is (usually over the age of 21). The opposite of a cougar.

Josh: I want to have sex with Brittany. She seems like a good girl to have sex with.
Jason: No way, dude. She's 16 and just put a 21 year old in jail for having sex with her.
Josh: Damn, im 19. Guess im off her radar for a couple years.
Jason: Yeah, definitely. Shes an anticougar to the max.

anticougar by thatkid90 April 20, 2009

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

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Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

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A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

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The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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