Taint Tickler

The grooves off the shoulder of the freeway that causes your taint to vibrate violently as you drive over it.

Stay in the lane or else we're gonna hit the taint tickler.

by Moonstomper May 24, 2009

tainted twat

undesirable pussy ranging from, fungal infection or period, to std, to permenant herpes, hiv.

Back off that bitch, she's got tainted twat.

by paydaddi November 24, 2004

taint block

When a male has one opportunity to penetrate a female's vagina but misses and hits the taint, which in turn causes the female to "toot" and loose all interest in the sexual encounter due to embarrassment.

Grant D. was spittin some mad game on JackE, but got taint blocked... it was bunk.

by Glenn Ladd May 27, 2005

Scrape My Taint

To scrape ones own taint with a "loofa" and or "exfoliating sponge" in anticiapation of a large tossed salad.

"I scraped my taint in a New York minute, upon hearing I obtained a date with Rhonda."

by Nick Rose December 22, 2004

Taint Paint

When one moderately sweaty male, who has accumulated enough sweat among the "gooch" area, rubs his single index finger across it, only to finger paint the sweat upon a friends upper lip.

Dude...Ronnie totally taint painted me after running laps earlier today.

by richardunn September 27, 2010

taint

the spot between the pussy and the asshole

taint the pussy taint the ass

by rhd October 5, 2006

female taint

The area he stabs when he's trying to go from the vagina to the asshole. A move that makes you go "eh eh"

He trained loved my female taint

by JD_907 December 28, 2014