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There was a long line ahead of me

Da "ultimate" in acceptable excuses for why it took you so long to finish shopping, processing'delivering bureaucratic paperwork, or otherwise conducting routine business.
Telling your having-impatiently-waited family or car-pool buddies, "There was a long line ahead of me" may indeed get you off da hook as far as their venting their seething wrath at you, but you yourself will likely find it very stressful (not to mention tiring on your achy legs and feet!) to have to cool your heels in line for so long, and so in the end you may feel similarly weakened and emotionally exhausted as you would have if you'd had to "face the music" because you **hadn't** had any plausible excuse for producing such a lengthy delay in finishing up.
by QuacksO January 18, 2020
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There house man

A man who comes to there house.
“Hey bill this is there house.”
“Wait, who's that in the window?”
“ITS THE THERE HOUSE MAN DJEJDJFJDJDJFJ.”
by My House Man March 16, 2020
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there will be a test

A sarcastic phrase used after saying a lot of information to combat people who ignore or mock the amount of info given
unlike common misconception thots and hoes arent the same thing, but they are relatively similar at concept. there will be a test
by IzumiWasTaken April 5, 2020
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There's no mate

It's standard in society to call your mates "cunts" and cunts "mate", but you know things really step over the line when a someone is called mate and hits back with "there's no mate". Indicator that a British person is truly furious.
"Mate what the hell are you doing?"
"There's no mate, alright? I'm not your mate"
*punching noises*
by BrigadierG September 20, 2020
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There's 10 types of people

Those who understand binary.
And those who don't.
There's 10 types of people: Those who understand binary and those who don't.
by Screw_JayDuck November 9, 2020
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There's still cake in the fridge

That two people just got married or started a relationship
There's still cake in the fridge I can't believe John is cheating on Emma
by Chaoticbasementchild October 10, 2020
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