Wizard

boner, morning wood, or when u get a hard on from when you need to pee really bad. (another word for a hard on and its not MAGICAL WIZARD just wizard)

I have a wizard right now, and he wants to cast a spell on your face!

by The Real Pumpkin King April 22, 2012

wizard

1, Someone who is increadably smart
2, A person who uses magic for good purpose

1, Dude, you are a total wizard, it's like you know everything!
2, Bilbo, do you think i am some amature wizard!!?

by Mastikator November 4, 2004

Tree Wizard

A tree warrior; superb in Vietnam and other jungle combat scnearios

Gandhi Tree Wizard

"That tree wizard just popped out of nowhere and slashed me with the plantation sickle!"

by Pseudonym... I mean... uh... John June 21, 2004

Wizard Hands

Someone who is extremely good at hand jobs

That bird has wizard Hands I shit you not

by LukeDuffy111 March 2, 2017

summon a wizard

To call forth a wizard for some menial and average task.

Guy 1: "Aww, man. I have to mow the lawn!"
Guy 2: "Don't worry, summon a wizard and have him use your old manual mower to get the job done!"

by Sir Raven III November 23, 2011

wizard's wind

Slang: smoke produced from marijuana.

"Yeah, Josh was sipping on the wizard's wind the other night."

by hansanderson February 12, 2017

Wizards chop

To chop ones penis with a wooden wand, roll of wrapping paper or a stick

“Oh look he cannot walk”.... “he has had a wizards chop”

by Paula2019 February 16, 2020