Westerning

The act of going to a Fish and Chip shop at lunch (or indeed any time of the day). in order to "western" there should be at least three people and copious amounts of salt and/or ketchup must be added.

Boy A: Where you going at lunch?
Boy B: I'm westerning with Boy C, Boy D and BOY E

by Middle-class liberal softy September 19, 2009

Western Bacon Cheeseburger

When your girlfriend eats a Western Bacon Cheeseburger, then during sex you mount her while she's taking a shit

"I just pulled a Western Bacon Cheeseburger on my girlfriend"
"Nasty"

by sonic12576 August 3, 2016

Spaghetti Western male

A guy that thinks he's a cowboy even though he's from Italy.

The Spaghetti Western male wore a cowboy hat five sizes too big and boots that looked fit for a clown was a smooth operator, don't let his charms convince you otherwise.

by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021

western rodeo

Phrase defining the act of male masturbating while riding a horse bareback.

The man enjoyed a western rodeo on his prized pony.

by dem shitz January 10, 2010

Western Jew

A term used to describe the genetic phenomena found in Jewish diaspora populations west of the levant who happen to be composed of a mixture of southern European, Levantine, and North African genetic components.

You have a very typical Western Jewish genetic profile. Where did your family live?

by Annexis October 16, 2023

potato western

A movie with western tropes and stererotypes that is set in the country of Ireland or made by Irish filmmakers; similar to the way Italian ones are called spaghetti westerns

Liam Neeson stars in the potato western "In the Land of Saints and Sinners" set in County Donegal during the time of The Troubles.

by Every Movie Has a Lesson March 28, 2024

Western Goodbye

When you are too busy kissing a cowboy to notice what is going on around you.

I was giving a Western goodbye. - EP

by BossyBoi March 13, 2024