Tub-Spider

Any species of spider that you find living in your tub.

Today, I went to take a shower and found a tub-spider.

by Th3BaconNinja April 18, 2010

Spider-Ma'am

When you cum inside of a girl and she reaches her finger up inside her vagina, scoops it out, and flings it back at you.

This fuck Kyle totally Spidermanned me the other day so after he came inside of me last night I totally got him back and pulled a Spider-Ma'am on him.

by Thesefucks October 8, 2020

sock spider

Your sock comes off when you’re sleeping, and touches you in the night scaring you awake like the feeling of when a spider is crawling on you.

I had a sock spider last night, it scared the heck outta me!

by Summo777 May 21, 2021

Wet Spider

Female being tickled inside of her.

I gave Her a wet spider

by LASqaud June 12, 2016

palm a spider

to grab or holds on to eight dicks at once.

i once knew a guy who could palm a spider.

by fluffyprime September 10, 2012

Spider Pact

Verb; The act of saving the life of a spider inside your home in hopes that the spider will kill any unwanted bugs or intruders.

Usually, those who initiate the Spider Pact grow very attached to the spider they save.

I was saved by my Spider Pact when a lone moth in my room flew into my spider's web. May you live on, my little spider.

by Spidera June 26, 2012

Spider Spaffing

When you're decorating and have moved so many spiders throughout your day that you simply can't be arsed any more, so instead you cover the spider with so much paint that it becomes part of the property.

For fuck's sake, they just keep crawling back up; it's time for some spider spaffing.

by Mueece September 7, 2014