jello rapist

a person who sticks their penis in a bowl of jello and moves it around really quickly causing an erection and eventually having jello in the head (tip). This can only occur on the day before Halloween (cabbage night) or Christmas Eve.

Damn Jimmy, you sure were a jello rapist when you were drunk last night.

by ungukhh December 25, 2013

Bitch I am A Rapist

May favorite catchphrase to whisper in women’s ears before I violently rape their insides out.

“Bitch I am a rapist” I whispered in her ear. As her face froze, my face grinned with glee. She tried to bolk, so I grabbed her harm and ripped off her clothes. I smashed her pussy hard and fast with fervent lust. Her cries and tears of pain served only to turn me on more and redouble my penetrative efforts harder. After half an hour of fucking and her eyes running out of tears to cry, I decided to give it a rest, packed up my things, and left her sobbing and sniffling. Boy the look of glee and satisfaction I had when I saw how thoroughly I improved her life for the better!

by Bad C dev December 11, 2025

Time-rapist

A time-rapist is the type of social junkie that will seek validation, attention, sympathy, or favors from unsuspecting victims through the false promise of sex, or an implied possibility of physical intimacy.

The time-rapist has a deep disregard for your time and will engage in behaviours such as catfishing, friend-zoning, attention-whoring, or money-grabbing.

I'm not too sure about my date tomorrow night - I get the feeling that my date might be a time-rapist

by vf4d8v1 March 1, 2019

Rapist

A person you will want to get to know

Uhh sexy rapist gotta go be his friend

by Nontaken July 18, 2020

Cardiac Rapist Robber Drugger Can't Write Songs Bronchitis

This is a nickname used for the payola user, Cardiac Robber-Drugger-Rapist F4GG0T, TR4NN¥ Bronchitis. She's always been drag due to her ugly ass humor, disgusting behavior, and nasty crimes. Bardiratz can't accept these facts because they are delusional like their faves.

Cardiac Rapist Robber Drugger Can't Write Songs Bronchitis is a menace to society!!

by fuckmedaddyohiloveyourdick May 14, 2022

Economic Rapist

Stealing money via force though voting in corrupt politicians. Any type of Socialist. Nazi (National Socialists), Communists, Democrats, Neocons, Corporatists, Progressives. Harris/Walz supporters. A main reason for Democide. Usually people who support the cool or hip political movement other than understanding history and economics.

Not only are Harris/Walz supporters racist retards, they are also economic rapists.

by theifinthenight August 18, 2024

professional rapist

Someone who's job description includes or consists of rape

Vikings are kinda 30% professional rapists

by Hahafunnyname February 29, 2024