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D-Lube

An innovation from the good people at Dyson technologies that moisturizes with a KY-derivitive mist to remedy excessive drying that may result from D-blading.
I was so dry after d-blading, thank goodness for the D-lube.
by Ligua Frank-a November 16, 2013
mugGet the D-Lubemug.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
mugGet the no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top memug.

Nature's anti-lube

Noun: Sand; specifically it's detrimental effects on the act of attempted coitus on a beach.
"It was all so romantic until about a shovel full of nature's anti-lube got in the way and we had to stop."
by spookfish May 9, 2021
mugGet the Nature's anti-lubemug.

lube lu

THE NAME OF A CREEPY GOAHST THAT HAUNTS YOU AND TAKES YOUR TOES
Later you may find your toes on a string
DUDE WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR TOES”
“I HAVE A LUBE LU IN MY HOISE”
OH NO RUNNNNNNN”
by Gaypoople June 17, 2022
mugGet the lube lumug.

Lady Lube

A woman is most definitely aroused when lady lube is pooling.
by 1stDMAN March 30, 2016
mugGet the Lady Lubemug.

spittoon lube

When you give yourself a mild allergic reaction to thicken up your flem like a placenta to enjoy self pleasuring moreso.
Ran out of lotion, drank some milk , used my own spittoon lube, just like fucking a placenta.
by Gatorprimus6969 February 16, 2024
mugGet the spittoon lubemug.

mississippi mud lube

I gave my girlfriend the Mississippi mud lube last night in bed.
by Kylepompom April 26, 2016
mugGet the mississippi mud lubemug.

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