Noonan hot pocket

The act of filling a meat wallet with moose meat then proceeding to fuck it.

I heard he gave her a good ol' fashion Noonan hot pocket last night!

by donkeypunch81 February 21, 2010

Hot pocket killer

Fat person that eats more pockets than they should

You're a hot pocket killer Tammy

by Dumpster baby88 July 28, 2017

Florida Hot Pocket

When you make a smoothie with fruit and dump it in a girls vagina and lick it out and then fuck her.

I gave this girl a Florida Hot Pocket and she loved all of it!

by kookiekeywhore March 2, 2019

tennessee hot pocket

Defocating into a woman's vagina

Shit Earl did you see me tennessee hot pocket that bitch last night?

Oh Chuck (Norris) tennessee hot pocket my pink cookie!

by PinkComet69 August 2, 2008

Alabama Hot Pocket

When a woman lifts her legs above her head and spreads open her love tunnel while the man places his ass directly on it and then carefully squeezes out a nice fudge dragon right into the vag.

when me and my girlfriend were laying in bed naked, I asked her how she wanted me to do her this time. She said surprise me; So I gave her an Alabama Hot Pocket.

by KnoxiK May 26, 2011

Alabama hot pocket

your cousin's too-hot-to-handle pussy

Bill: "Bro, my cousin Mindy was so gnarly last night"
Jole: "Was it an Alabama hot pocket?"
Bill: "Ohhh yea, I had to make sure not to wake up the rents"

by J~How March 13, 2019

Alabama hot pocket

When your sister is taking a mad sh*t on the sh*tter and starts getting constipated, while you start telling her your horny and she starts riding your d*ck, yet you feel something hot and steamy rushing down your wee hole, and all of a sudden you feel a never-ending pain of throbbing and burning. She then continues to shit in the shitter.

Person 1: Bring me to the ER. We had an Alabama hot pocket.
Person 2: Okay let's go hurry!!

by PreslyWow February 26, 2019