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"EG" experiential gift

To give someone an "experience" as a gift like a hot stone massage, hot air balloon ride, sharkdiving coined by EMR.
Giving "EG" experiential gift it so cool -- my friend gave me tandem hang gliding for my birthday and it rocked.
by Adele Cehrs November 6, 2007
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Male Gift Basket

A gift basket containing only a single gift, usually from a male.

A re-used gift basket once containing several gifts, now containing just one gift...usually wrinkled, no tissue, paper, and occasionaly for the wrong holiday.
What else is in the bag, oh nothing, looks like a Male Gift Basket
by CrazyPoorWhore April 18, 2011
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Indian Gift-Getter

Someone that accepts a gift only to return it a moment later, with little appreciation or thought in the matter.
Your friend asks for something, you give it, they hate it and immediately return it. i.e. an "Indian Gift-Getter"
by mholl7925 May 7, 2013
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God's Gift to Men

God’s gift to men would be their penis. Egotistical men often believe all women want their penis, that they can please any woman or man with their penis, and that their penis is the best. Their penis can impregnate a woman so therefor it must be magical which is why men can rarely ever stop playing with their penis for it gives them great pleasure with a few strokes of the wrist.

Men love their penis so much that without thinking they must share it with people on dating sites or via text messaging. If wrong then the term “dick pic” wouldn’t exist.
She thinks she's God's gift to men, but she's wrong because she wasn't born with a dong. She had to buy hers.

He thinks he's God's gift to men and will give or get it in the end.
by Sagealicious September 11, 2016
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Tokyo gift wrap

When a man cooks ramen noodles, then cools them down with cold water. Then he wraps the cold noodles around a woman's breasts and proceeds to boob fuck her.

Optional: Eat the jizz flavored ramen
Person1: "Hey you want some breakfast?"
Person 2:"Nah, I'm still full from that Tokyo gift wrap from last night"

Person3" ".....WHERE THE EFF IS ALL MY RAMEN!!"
by TheTepanyakiCanoli June 14, 2010
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gift horse in the chin

When you are not grateful and a little mean.
He tried to help her with the guy she liked, but she got mad and looked a gift horse in the chin.
by bgag2783 December 28, 2011
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nature's gift

a name to describe your most exquisite strand of marijuana
Yo nigga we be smoking that nature's gift
by Beau Golden January 28, 2016
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