double pizda

a rare female that has two pussies

pizda derived from the russian word

hater: you're a pizda
me: well you're a double pizda bitch

by madmofo September 28, 2013

double wake

A phenomenon that occurs while sleeping in. When you wake up completely rested, and go back to sleep and wake up again, overly rested. This happens ONLY in the summer.

Yeah man I woke up only to see it was 10:23am and the last thing I remember is waking up at 11:58am, talk about a double wake.

by sexymamachickaimeltlykebutta June 15, 2009

double sporting

The act of wearing items of clothing representing two different sports teams, typically of different sports, at the same time.

You're not going to wear that Blackhawks jersey with a Steelers cap today, are you? I can't be seen in public with you if you're going to be double sporting.

by Truck Stop Mama February 20, 2014

double cummer

When you cum twice in a surprisingly short amount of time, to everyone's surprise.

"Little Ryan spread a double cummer onto Santa's cookies, so he didn't get any presents this year. The next morning, he said he was simply providing the icing."

by CigarEscobar February 14, 2017

double unread

While texting someone (usually a close friend or crush) and you receive no response to a message you have sent, so you text them again in an attempt to resume the conversation, to no avail.

Jack had no idea when to stop texting Jamie so she left him double unread

by Texting Aficionado January 31, 2018

Double Capital

A constant mistake done while typing fast, as generally constituted by a second capital letter after the first propper capital, making you go back and replace that letter with a lowercase letter (Unless posting casually i.e Forum Postings, Chat sites, etc. unless considered a grammar nazi). Constantly happens when typing reports and /or titals for various subjects.

"WHoever that is, I wish he would stop calling me."
(Double Capital Shown once)

"'The RIde of the Valkyries' from Die WAlkure"
(Double Capital Shown here twice)

by Widget Woman August 19, 2009

Double whip

A derisive term for a Starbucks patron that asks for a grande frappuccino in a venti cup with extra whip blended in.

Goddamn, Double Whip is in drive-thru.

by Game Night Harem February 2, 2017