beware of the creature named jordie ling, this catfish is a deadly species who targets poor innocent yoUNG'UNS NAMED SOPHIES AND RAFS, I ADVISE ALL Y'ALL TO KEEP UR DAUGHTERS LOCKED UP BECAUSE THIS BEAST BE LURKING AROUND AREAS WHERE THERE IS VIRGIN 14 YEAR OLD POOSY, BEWARRRR OF THE REEIANLINGJORDAYKING
by SALTYDADDYPUNJABI October 9, 2016
Get the JORDIE LING/ ROIAN/ RYAN/ CATFISHmug. Jesse got catfish caught up with "Sarah" who turned out to be John.
I do not accept friend requests from people I do not know cause I don't want to get catfish caught up.
I do not accept friend requests from people I do not know cause I don't want to get catfish caught up.
by KattLee January 23, 2014
Get the Catfish Caught Upmug. A stinky ass dirty ass discord catfish/Google Duo CatFish/With pink eye
Hey im Pink FUCK NOOOOOOO BYEEEE
Hey im Pink FUCK NOOOOOOO BYEEEE
I caught a catfish
by BODYAUBWDJ March 5, 2023
Get the Catfishmug. Someone who goes on social media and pretends to be someone hot when their uglyier then a donkeys ass.
Jim- yo that kid Dolf stay catfishing people
Dontae- Ik bro niggas ugly af, sad he gotta do that to get pussy
Dontae- Ik bro niggas ugly af, sad he gotta do that to get pussy
by Shanista November 21, 2018
Get the Catfishmug. When you’re talking to someone online and you’re not sure if they’re real or a catfish — they exist in a superposition of being both real and a catfish until you meet them or see them on video.
Example:
Person 1: Yeah bro, the girl I’m talking to is really cool.
Person 2: Great, have you seen her yet?
Person 1: No, but I sent her flowers.
Person 2: Ah… Schrödinger’s Catfish. Poor guy.
Person 1: Yeah bro, the girl I’m talking to is really cool.
Person 2: Great, have you seen her yet?
Person 1: No, but I sent her flowers.
Person 2: Ah… Schrödinger’s Catfish. Poor guy.
by C6_LPZ September 19, 2025
Get the Schrödinger’s Catfishmug. 1) when a girl wears a lot of makeup and when she takes it off, she's ugly asf/ looks completely different.
2) when a girl makes herself look slim thicc on her insta via photoshop etc, and i real life she's flat as an ironing board
2) when a girl makes herself look slim thicc on her insta via photoshop etc, and i real life she's flat as an ironing board
Guy 1: bro heard u met vicki at the weekend
Guy 2: yh bro, absolutely regret it. she's a catfish uno
Guy 2: yh bro, absolutely regret it. she's a catfish uno
by ur local dictionary x November 17, 2019
Get the catfishmug. MTV Government Police Officers who work for Nev that protect women. Their job is to locate girls who have been kidnapped or that are held hostage and send them back home safely and arrest the suspect, But they can arrest people for statutory rape, child pornography or other sex offenses if they find out.
by Voorhee$ $avage February 26, 2018
Get the CATFISH POLICEmug.