A derogatory term for someone who likes to kiss bearded men or just men in general. Can be referring to a homosexual or anyone who prefers bearded men.
Jim - "Hey i saw John making out with a dude last night."
Jeff - "What!?! I didnt know he was a Beard kisser!"
Jeff - "What!?! I didnt know he was a Beard kisser!"
by Gimli Smith October 22, 2012
when female reproductive organs contain so much hair that if you cut it all off you could glue it to a viking's face and it would pass as a normal beard.
by Johnny Cock-knocker March 08, 2012
by dcj278 June 17, 2011
"Dude, are you doing no-shave November?" "Yeah man, but I've got to do some pre-bearding on this goatee first."
"Are you trying to grow a beard?" "Why yes I am, but first I have to pre-beard this part because it takes forever to get long."
"Are you trying to grow a beard?" "Why yes I am, but first I have to pre-beard this part because it takes forever to get long."
by thebeardmeister September 24, 2011
When the hair in a man's (or woman's) ear becomes so coarse and bountiful, that it resembles a normal facial beard. It needs constant grooming and trimming.
Praful's ear beard has gotten so out of control that you can no longer see his ear, only the hair that covers it. Praful shaves it monthly, but his ear beard 5 o'clock shadow is apparent by the next day.
by Taterbutthole October 26, 2010
Like hat hair, mask beard is the state a medium to large beard gets into when shaped by a tight or poorly fitting mask.
Bro that mask beard has ruined your carefully rugged exterior, and you now look like a poorly trimmed hedge
by Moist Barbarian July 13, 2020
A sqaudron of elite of men who possess the means to grow abnormal beards of great lengths. Most men are flabbergaseted by the length and girth to these mens beards. They also possess the means to party for massive amounts of time, and can usually be heard throughout yelling "Beard Squad"
We just drank that whole bucket of juice, BEARD SQUAD!
Hey man I just got a case of beer, BEARD SQUAD!
I just found my wallet, BEARD SQUAD!
Lets go to the beer store, BEARD SQUAD!
Hey man I just got a case of beer, BEARD SQUAD!
I just found my wallet, BEARD SQUAD!
Lets go to the beer store, BEARD SQUAD!
by thebah87 February 07, 2011