A colloquial North Eastern Italian-American cultural phrase that defines the very little, usually none at all, amount of work Italian-Americans do on Fridays. Very commonly used along the New York and New Jersey border where many Italian-Americans call home today.
Vincenzo: Hey Johnnie what are you doin' today?
Johnnie: Whadaya mean Vinny? It's a fuckin' Bare Minimum Friday!
Johnnie: Whadaya mean Vinny? It's a fuckin' Bare Minimum Friday!
by Dakintosh January 15, 2022
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by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 02, 2005
The release of anal gas, the culprit having his/her pants (and underwear) far enough down so that the methane gas avoids contact with his/her attire. This method will prevent underwear "stink", and the lack of a barrier between anus and ambience will cause the fragrance to spread quicker and with richer concentration.
Person A: "Did someone shit their pants?"
Person B: (Giddy laughter)
Person A: "What the fuck is that?!"
Person C: "Person B made a bare-ass fart."
Person A: "Damn you, Person B."
Person B: "Hey man, I don't want that shit to bake up in my undies."
Person D: "You disgust me."
Person B: (Giddy laughter)
Person A: "What the fuck is that?!"
Person C: "Person B made a bare-ass fart."
Person A: "Damn you, Person B."
Person B: "Hey man, I don't want that shit to bake up in my undies."
Person D: "You disgust me."
by Willowsucks March 21, 2009
Mom: Jimmy, that's a bare-faced lie! Go to your room!
Jimmy: Aw, Mom, come on! This lie hasn't shaved for two weeks!
Jimmy: Aw, Mom, come on! This lie hasn't shaved for two weeks!
by Lady Chevalier May 12, 2005
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 21, 2004
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