Much like a jack mormon who sometimes engages in drinking alcohol, caffeine and even premarital sex - much to the disapproval of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints - a jack vegan is a vegan who every now and then cheats on his or her veganism by consuming dairy products such as cheese.
Joslyn: Oh no we can't go there! I'm vegan so there's nothing for me to eat at that murder and animal torture factory!!
Tony: Bullshit you're a vegan Joslyn! I saw you crush a slice of cheese pizza after we got out the club the other night. You may eat way less dairy than my vegetarian ass but you're like a jack vegan if anything.
Tony: Bullshit you're a vegan Joslyn! I saw you crush a slice of cheese pizza after we got out the club the other night. You may eat way less dairy than my vegetarian ass but you're like a jack vegan if anything.
by feetoid September 21, 2017
Get the jack veganmug. Vegans, but karens. These bastards like to force others to go vegan (which can actually be considered harassment)
Person 1: I love meat!!
The karen: NO!!! MEAT IS GAY!!! BE VEGAN, BE VEGAN, BE VEGAN RIGHT AWAY, BE VEGAN RIGHT NOW!!!!
Person 1: NOO!!
The karen: BE VEGAN NOW OR I WILL HANG YOU!! AND ARE YOU FILMING ME??
Person 1: Fuck bro that lady was such a vegan karen
The karen: NO!!! MEAT IS GAY!!! BE VEGAN, BE VEGAN, BE VEGAN RIGHT AWAY, BE VEGAN RIGHT NOW!!!!
Person 1: NOO!!
The karen: BE VEGAN NOW OR I WILL HANG YOU!! AND ARE YOU FILMING ME??
Person 1: Fuck bro that lady was such a vegan karen
by TheVeryStrangeOne45 July 2, 2022
Get the Vegan Karenmug. The charge you’re hit with when you request to remove all animal products from a dish and replace it with veggies, even though you’ve removed the most expensive items in the dish.
Nah, man, I would rather go to a different restaurant, because last time I ate there and asked for peppers instead of chicken and cheese, they hit me with that vegan tax.
by MommyMispagel April 12, 2019
Get the vegan taxmug. My Vegetable loving friend saw an aubergine and immediately splurted his Vegan treacle all over my Kashmir jumper.
by shitinacup7 December 13, 2015
Get the Vegan Treaclemug. by bitchardson February 13, 2020
Get the almost veganmug. A vegan shake is any form of sexual relations or acts with a female that is a vegan. Also interchangeable as a vegetarian shake, which is just with a vegetarian.
guy#1: Yo man that check is bangin'
guy#2: Yea man, i heard she is a vegan or something.
guy#3: I heard she makes good vegan shakes
guy#2: Yea man, i heard she is a vegan or something.
guy#3: I heard she makes good vegan shakes
by gimmeashske March 12, 2013
Get the Vegan Shakemug. The act of a vegan killing themselves intentionally do to the realization that being dead is better for the environment than being vegan.
Person 1 Hey did you hear about the girl that killed herself yesterday?
Person 2 No, what happened?
Person 1 It was a vegan suicide.
Person 2 That's so nice of her!
Person 2 No, what happened?
Person 1 It was a vegan suicide.
Person 2 That's so nice of her!
by Vegan Maniak October 17, 2020
Get the Vegan Suicidemug.