by SugarPlum77 November 23, 2021
Get the todd morrisonmug. Mayor Todd is the beater of Jill and wearer of fine Mary Kay cosmetics. Mayor Todd has no car and resembles Ed Sullivan. The shoulders on a Mayor Todd are shrunken and concave and the hands are small and child-like.
1. Mayor Todd collects restraining orders and kitchen magnets.
2. That Mayor Todd looks fantastic in blush and lipstick.
2. That Mayor Todd looks fantastic in blush and lipstick.
by Mercer The Ragged Cne-Eyed Pup January 25, 2021
Get the Mayor Toddmug. Cephus, why on earth are your forearms like a fiddler crab’s? You definitely must have been Todd-ing
by TruthInBourbon March 17, 2022
Get the Todd-ingmug. A Todd is an amazing, gentle and kind man. Typically Todd will have piercing blue eyes. If you look into them to long, you may loose your heart. He is meticulous, handsome, sexy and will please any woman although he prefers to be loyal to just one. He is hard working and mentally tough, successful in his own right. He isn’t much for celebrating special occasions but will make his woman feel special on every occasion. Very giving, Todd will buy flowers for no reason, surprises from Amazon, he always proves that he pays attention. Gifted in the bedroom, he aims to please. He knows exactly what to do because again, he pays attention. Any woman would be lucky to have a Todd in their life.
He bought her flowers again, that guy is a real Todd.
My man knows what I like, he puts the Todd down!
How can I make money like a Todd?
My man knows what I like, he puts the Todd down!
How can I make money like a Todd?
by Shesmart32 December 3, 2018
Get the Toddmug. A Todd is a socially popular young male, skilled/sporty, who loves to show off. Todd will try to snatch anyones attention at every chance he gets. No matter how stupid/transparent he comes across to others, he will always think he's awesome. Yet, a Todd is still seen as cool and is somewhat admired by his peers. Whilst an individual Todd may be smart, when they are together as a group of Todds, they dial into one hive mind. There are 4 types of Todds. Typical King Todd might be captain of his sport team, boyish-atheletic attractive and slightly worshipped by his group of Todds. A King Todd isnt self-proclaimed. A Prince Todd however, is someone who tries incredibly hard to one-up King Todd. But, no matter how hard Prince Todd tries to up King Todd, he isnt able to. Prince Todd has a bigger ego than King Todd and comes across less cool/peng. After a Prince Todd, comes a Duke Todd who in certain ways has more in common with the King Todd. Duke Todds dont try as hard as a King or a Prince Todd might, but, they know that they are Todd. A Duke Todd is less ego-centric in his position then Kings and Princes. After a Duke Todd, comes Just Todds. These Todds, are still athletic/cool in some senses, but is not as attractive or outstanding as a Duke, Prince or King Todd. So, a Todd is a boy who is daring and at times silly and reckless. Todds will play dumb games/maybe ride scooters. Todds have bad music taste, but think theyre cool for listening to bad playlists. Watch out for Todds.
by maliaispeng June 10, 2022
Get the Toddmug. by Fabian420 March 10, 2021
Get the Toddmug. 