JP Stanley

1. A closet Nazi sympathizer (read: Nazi) who triggered a 300-comment thread of insanity by rabidly defending Pewdiepie, saying we didn't understand the "context," wasn't worth his career, etc.

2. Someone who blamed a murder victim for getting in the way of the murderer's car.

JP Stanley is pile of fucking garbage.

by nazissuck September 13, 2017

Stanley the sock

when you say Stanley the sock you are taking about when a horse bites a kids hand off then chews it up but the horse is then killed by voyagers so insects come and eat the insides of the horse ( including the child’s hand ) but then a spider comes and eats the insects. Which then the almighty gods from the heavens take that spider and make him a man. But since that spider has a little of the child’s hand in its system from eating the insect, when the spider is a man it is given a third hand. The new man is put into earth but then the voyagers eat the man.

Example: you act like you were Stanley the sock

by Giana hecklebeck March 1, 2020

Canon Stanley

The dude from the stanley parable who who can't listen for shit and pushes buttons (also extremely ugly)

Teen: I simp for Stanley
Other Teen: which one
Teen: Canon Stanley
Other Teen: stay ten planets away from me dude

by allhailthebroomclosetending June 13, 2023

A Stanley

Jerking off in a Tree Stand while hunting

Man I did A Stanley yesterday, most relaxing day in the woods ever!!

by StopLampTime October 30, 2018

Stanley Cup

Its a big cup with two much hype. Its a 40Oz cup that got recalled because of a lead issue. It was originally made in the early 1900s and is now in common with mostly white women. They have a craze in the late 2023 early 2024.

Sarah: I got my new stanley cup!
Literally everyone: WHO NEEDS THAT MUCH GOD DAMN WATER

by Squashybead2217 February 21, 2024

stanley

a sleek and skinny squirrel who looks like a sewer rat

"I hate Stanley so much."

by anonymous April 14, 2021

Bald Stanley

Bald Stanley is a man desperate for attention and hair better known by his stage name Paul Stanley this money hungry lying man who can only badmouth people and never has anything to say like his counter part and possibly secret boyfriend Chaim Wigs he prefers Eric minger and Tommy Gayer

Bald Stanley hides his baldness with a crap wig

by VeryBigMuscleMan October 7, 2021