shove a snowball up their ass

to deceive someone

I decided to shove a snowball up their ass

by BrinMacen January 26, 2021

Snowball

The moment when you accidentally cum in your hand and throw it away quickly, out of disgust.

Accidentally threw a snowball at my gf this week.

by JohnSmitten3000 June 30, 2017

Snowball

A very silly pup, who is very spoiled but very sweet and cuddly, but she has a minor case of hip-displacia

You're acting like a Snowball!

by Judy Hopps October 30, 2016

Tolstoy's Snowball

An entity that will survive longer if attacked than if left alone. Reference to Tolstoy's comment in War and Peace that a snowball will stick together as it melts on a stove when it would fall apart if left alone. Lesser known cousin of Chekov's Gun.

Bro #1: Bro, do you want to prank our rival team before the big game?
Bro #2: Nah bro, did you hear them arguing after that last practice? They're Tolstoy's Snowball - they'll play way worse if they don't have us to focus on.

Bro #1: That's wise bro.

by Crazy cow May 9, 2025

angelo snowballing

Similar to definition of snowball with added drug reference. Recycled dried, crushed up, powdered jizz mixed with cocaine.

Hey Sally, how'd you like the Angelo Snowball? They used a load of Mike's recycled jizz for the mix. They made the Angelo snowballing method by adding crushed up the jizz into a powder and mixed it in with the cocaine.

by Audrinna August 1, 2018

Amish snowball

When she sucks off the horse and spits the horse cum down your throat

Phil just couldn't believe she gave him an Amish Snowball with their horse

by Fatwanker October 23, 2023

packing snowballs

Shoving a handful of used condoms up your "other girlfriend's butthole.

"Man, I've been packing snowballs in Tori since Wal-Mart had a grocery section."

by Ginger_fuckwit December 10, 2017