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the bottom shelf

A low end illegal bar that is run in one of your friends basements that features cheap alcohol and (usually) cold beer where people pregame and postgame actual bars
by BigPete623 August 5, 2019
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Top Shelf

I bought my wife a jeep so later that night I bent her over the bed and told her it’s Time for top shelf
by Nasty Neighbors June 10, 2018
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Shelfing

During intercourse, the act of putting in just the balls (no penis) into the vagina
“Bro did you hit
“Nah we just went shelfing”
by 69coochie-man69 October 4, 2021
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shelf destruct

Verb: to decay to a slimy and/or mouldy mess while in storage (on the shelf)
"I don't know why I buy fresh vegetables, they always shelf destruct and then not only can't I eat them, I have to clean up the slimy mess"

The strange smell in the kitchen was traced to a bag of potatoes that had shelf destructed.
by tsamu July 31, 2010
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Shelf it!

Sticking drugs up your ass to smuggle them in prison
Oi mate, I need my shard next time you see Shazza ask her to shelf some shard so we can get high. So shelf it!
by smokeajoint 42069 May 1, 2020
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Eggs on the high shelf

Used in the 1970’s to mean weed, marajuana.
Hey Susan, I’ve got so eggs on the high shelf I’ll bring over.
by Supercalifragilerealistic October 15, 2019
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Cum shelf

A nice set of boobs.
by Helixfire March 3, 2016
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