A pinky sweater is a rare, complex, and sacred binding agreement. Two consenting parties perform strenuous calisthenics with their respective pinky fingers until clammy enough to be deemed "sweaty pinkies", then, while maintaining sweaty pinky-to-pinky contact exchange unbreakable vowels of commitment to a predetermined cause.
Priest: "Do you, John Doe, take thee Jane Doe to be thy bride in holy matrimony, as long as you both shall live?"
John Doe: "I Pinky Sweater it"
John Doe: "I Pinky Sweater it"
by MaynardWords October 13, 2010
Person 1-"Hey paul i heard you had some fun with Jada this weekend. A little pinky melee action?"
Person 2-"HEY FUCK YOU ZACH!"
Person 2-"HEY FUCK YOU ZACH!"
by Mitch Fenton February 27, 2008
The barely-visible pinky wave is the only way to acknowledge an acquaintance or thank another driver while simultaneously driving and using a hand-held mobile telephone.
I politely beckoned him into the line and all I got was a pinky wave.
smartphone dangerous driving illegal say thank you
smartphone dangerous driving illegal say thank you
by rufusdos February 22, 2016
A more serious version of your everyday, usual pinky promise. With the advanced pinky promise, it is understood that if said promise is broken, the promise breaker will have to remove their pinky by whatever means the betrayed promised chooses, and donate it to the MAF (Missing Appendage Foundation).
Sally Sue: I told Jack you liked him.
Susie Sal: But you Advanced Pinky Promise d!
Sally Sue: I know, but..
Susie Sal: That's it, off with your pinky..
Susie Sal: But you Advanced Pinky Promise d!
Sally Sue: I know, but..
Susie Sal: That's it, off with your pinky..
by Leelo. January 03, 2010
When something goes wrong to another person, you wave your pinky. Which is hitting them with the pinky. Makes them more frustrated cause they dont know what it mean or they just feel dumb cause your got your pinky waving in their face. Works.
Pass your friend on the high way after their tire has popped lean out your window & yell "HIT YOU WITH THE PINKY!" they shake there head and look down.
by charles dickens the nines September 01, 2010
a fake pinky swear.
by -jonny newberry October 24, 2005
Retalitory statement used to confuse the person it's directed towards. Also, can be used to wish someone well.
by wldjoka July 11, 2008