keeping a pet

when someone has a significant other that is far away and flirts with another person just enough to keep them interested (and get showered with attention), but never actually cheats.

Debbie accused me of trying to hit on Mark, which is not fair because she's just keeping a pet while Vic is away for the semester

by ShoshannaD January 06, 2010

circus pets

Slang word for Percocet.

Yo, i got circus pets for $5.

by parkz April 16, 2005

Pet behavior

A person who follows and/or obeys another person they befriend/like

“He only has a problem with me because Miranda has a problem with me”
“Hmm, sounds like pet behavior”

by Izzywaglizzy June 26, 2021

pet cemetary

it's where you bury your dead kitties to make them good again

Kid: Mommy, where's fluffy?
Mom: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

by mephisto May 30, 2003

pet boo

A very strong dog that scares the crap out of you. Often found in crack houses.

He sicked his mean pet boo on the vice officer.

by Robert Bailey June 30, 2003

child pet

Generally a small child between the ages of two and four. Often this is a child that could be wanted for a pet. They are often seen in public places, particularly playgrounds or food establishments.

"Look at that funny looking child pet over there! You know, the little kid over there with four coats on."

by Clayton Rische December 02, 2007

Pet Sitter

A pet-sitter is a girl (or guy) who thinks he/she is a girlfriend/boyfriend to someone who is out of town hooking up with randoms knowing that his/her pet is in good hands.

Marcus went to Hawaii for work, leaving his 13 year old dog with his 'Pet Sitter'. Marcus was able to check in with said "pet-sitter" to ensure his dog's happiness, while still carousing around Hawaii trolling for a good time.

by Irisheyeskb July 07, 2013