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A hipster is basically someone who thinks because you like mainstream things they are superior to you and they are 9/10 the ones who complains constantly about music in the current time but are the same ones that praise the music that they used to insult back in the days. They will typically insult anyone who likes mainstream music because they.....think they are not independent thinkers.
Non-hipster: Oh I like this song
Hipster: I don't
Non-hipster: Okay, what do you think is wrong
Hipster: It's brainwashing you and I don't want to be a corporate lap-dog, it's making you a follower so no one should like it.
Non-hipster: Get those negative and stereotypical superiority feelings away from me.
by Dagr8nae April 29, 2016
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An asian guy that wears 600 dollar Jesus sandals, claims he is a hype beast but he likes PBR, beanies, not washing his skinny jeans, Coachella, music that "is too cool for the radio, " and thinks he can beat everyone in the world at Smash Bros. He usually gets nicknamed Dirty. When you tell these people they are hipsters they try to deny it because to admit one is a hipster is anti hipster.
"Man dirty you are a hipster!"
Dirty: "How am I a hipster?"
by CHOAD87 December 26, 2016
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A bunch of scrawny, little fellers, that have found the best way to feel good about their loser selves is to congregate with other little scrawny fellers and poke fun at everything and everyone else not in their clique. Most of them had their lunch money taken from them at school every day as youths.
When called upon to defend his girlfriends honor, the hipster was so afraid of a real man he peed his skin tight pants.
by T-man. February 3, 2017
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A guy from Kilkis that moved to London to dress like a peacock and drink flat whites with oat milk while eating avocado toasts in East London
- Hey man, do you want to go for kokoretsi?

- I'm sorry man, I'm vegan now
- What a hipster!
by gelost February 13, 2020
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Some dumb WR weener who thinks they are cool but are actually a chav. They wear expensive brand clothes and usually skinny jeans and vans
Did you see that hipster over there? They think they are so cool
by WR weener August 19, 2013
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"Of course that Hipster kid drinks nothing but PBR. His parents own the distribution network!"
by Jack O'Pumpkin September 21, 2013
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Hipsteritis

n. a disease where you stand away from every trend or person. Symptoms are calling everything mainstream, shopping at places people have never heard of, listening to bands people have never heard of, or getting things from Urban Outfitters(this rarely happens if you suffer from Hipsteritis)
You don't wanna go to Forever 21? How about Urban Outfitters? No? Well. It seems to me that you suffer from Hipsteritis
by flycasual November 30, 2011
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