Atkins diet

The sorry excuse for a diet regimen that ends up leaving you more unhealthy than if you had stayed off the diet.

How can you substitute sugars and starch for saturated fats? The brain's main food is sugar, and there happens to be a little insignificant thing called....uhh.... HEART DISEASE?!!!!!

by bigtones January 10, 2005

Devastation diet

When something traumatic happens in your life, you are getting by with finding the will to live. That you forget to eat.

Noun
Sally "Wow, You lost weight. What weight plan did you use?"

Bob"Devastation diet, my boyfriend broke up with me"

Devastation diet is the reason I got so thin.

by hugandkiss2424 February 3, 2022

healthy diet

Knowing you exist
makes me happy
to be alive

"she said she was going to put effort into ensuring a healthy diet"

by Krkič September 19, 2020

pill diet

A diet which consists of more than 15% over-the-counter or prescription drugs instead of actual food, since the person on it is either a drug dealing pharmacist, a hypochondriac, or has at least a dozen medical conditions. And no, I'm not making fun of people with medical conditions. That is personal experience.

A Human: Damn, how did Jenny get so fuckin' sexy? She was a complete fatass last summer.
Another Human: Oh, Jenny? She's on a pill diet now, so she doesn't pass out from starving herself.

by Swaglord A. McBallerboy October 23, 2016

Lion Diet

a diet in which you eat anything you want and then take a nap. A lion is not picky about what it eats. A lion eats what is wants and then takes a nice nap under a tree

Jill- Honey why are you eating so unhealthy lately?
Jack- Its because I am on the Lion Diet.
Jill- What does that mean?
Jack- I eat what i want, when I want it. Then ill take a nice nap.

by Vince Owen Wilson November 16, 2013

Diet-Punk

A genre of music that is a fusion of mainstream or pop and punk rock music. The bands often look and dress punk, but the music is created to appeal to the mainstream. Often created for maximum image and radio play.

Bands like Green Day started the Diet-Punk movement, which opened the door for Good Charlotte and the like.

You can't buy punk at the mall, that is Diet-Punk my friends.

by Mr. Twister December 15, 2008

The Elvis Diet

When someone take prescription uppers in the morning and prescription downers of a night.

Person 1: Man, he’s so energetic and productive during the day!
Person 2: Yeah, he’s on the Elvis Diet, uppers in the morning and downers at night so he can sleep.

by Crash1925 August 27, 2021