by OG Cranie December 30, 2019

When you've eaten a huge family meal and finally you b begin to upshot the largest turd in your life and it feels like birthing a corn cob.
by Lothar January 13, 2018

When you get scammed so hard you start to wonder how you fell for the scam in the first place. This also applies for cat phishing. It usually ends up with your head having an orgasm.
by PiggyIsEpic November 15, 2018

Nebraskan style popcorn: Fresh and perfect for people too lazy to take the kernals off before microwaving it.
by NebraskanStyle May 2, 2010

An adjective for “jacking off.”
by MattyB69 November 2, 2018

This party is wack, it’s really off the cob.
OR
Damn girl that outfit is off the cob, you look incredible.
OR
Damn girl that outfit is off the cob, you look incredible.
by cobgirl123 October 1, 2022

n. A hand job using 5(yes, it has to be 5) spicy hot mustards for lubrication. Usually only for the local Chick-O-Breast sandwich(you won't need but 2 for the sandwich) or to dip your fries in. It's the Official Condiment of Mt Olympus!
Damian- "It was so slow at the Chicken Chokers Waffles and Cocks that I was actually able to sneak off and get in a fourth COB Sally before we closed. That's a personal best and if that's not retarded..."
Short Bus Sally- "I'd like to apologize to the entire retarded Chicken Chokers community, especially the spicy hot mustard division. What a fucking mess!"
Short Bus Sally- "I'd like to apologize to the entire retarded Chicken Chokers community, especially the spicy hot mustard division. What a fucking mess!"
by DirtyDirtyGinger January 30, 2020
