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Bleeding

Bleeding on someone is to follow behind a Cross Country runner at a slower pase then speed up faster passing them towards the end of the race.
She was bleeding on me the whole race
by Siren Sherwood May 3, 2021
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Bleeding snake

Is when you suck a cock so god dam long it starts cumming blood
Stop sucking babe I’m about to get a bleeding snake!
by Moose calf69 June 27, 2020
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bleed the system

The act of draining a substance while, simultaneously, consuming said substance.
Example 1:

I really had to drop a deuce mid dinner, so instead of letting it get cold, I bled the system; I finished it while on the can.

Example2:

Q: where's Squirty?

P: he went to the bathroom to bleed the system.

Q: bleeding the system?

P: he didn't want to leave his beer unattended so he took it with him to piss.

Q: atta' boy, no sense in sobering up mid piss!
by hurtn squirtn February 3, 2012
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Bleed week

1. The week in which bleeding interrupts your sexual activities. Or so you're pretending, anyways.

2. The week in which women can pull their own special racial card for everything, including bitching, moaning, and bad driving

3. The week in which you don't need to give a fuck about any female as you will not gain anything from it.
1: "so i was gonna fuck ma bitch last night, but bleed week just started, so we had to try backdoor blizzard instead.

2. e.g. 9/11? she was on her period. nuff said.

3. her:"hey honey, will you-"

you: "no."
by guttedcivillain June 16, 2010
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My nuts were bleeding!

An educational video on the viewing platform of YouTube, a child possibly diagnosed with Aspergers and Down Syndrome, shows us the side effects of shoving a Cheetos Snack down his genitalia, resulting in his genitalia begin to bleed.
"Can I have a Cheetos?"
Not even 30 seconds later:
"My nuts were bleeding! Oh my God, there's blood everywhere!"
by Ryben79 June 1, 2018
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Penile Bleeding

When one bleeds from the penile region.
Gary: "Hey Kolton, where's Jacob?"
Kolton: "Oh, Jacob is suffering from penile bleeding after he attempted to perform a circumcision by himself,"
by SpiritOfWuTang December 1, 2017
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Bleed wood

The act of unskilled chess players blundering by losing pieces quickly.
If you lack solid strategic and tactical understandings
you will bleed wood at the next tournament.
by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? December 20, 2023
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