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Agent

a guy that is very dumb dumb and he only likes to play with epic gamer Jaydenz Epic and Writton and he looks like the Battle Pass
Agent is gay
by GAYFUCKER900 March 18, 2021
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An Agent Of Repression

Says Gabor Maté about Jordan Peterson. He says he's got a lot of rage. Probably about his daughter being a hooker! A naughty prostitute!
Hym "An agent of repression! Words more true are rarely spoken! Look at him! He's maddeningly enraged about random college guys giving his daugher a pounding hahaha! 'They should have to have relationships! RELATIONSHIPS!!!' He cries. You're not angry with me Jordan. You're angry at the fat cocks."
by Hym Iam December 13, 2024
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secret agent bitch

When your partner acts perfectly fine in public, but as soon as you're alone they unleash all their anger/frustrations on you
Friend 1: Hey man, she's not like, you know, secret agent bitch or anything, right?

Friend 2: Yeah...she totally is. When we say bye to everyone and walk to the car, as soon as the doors close she starts screamin' at me
by Anterograde February 6, 2022
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Agented

A wanky IT consultant word meaning that a server has an agent installed upon it.
We can't get any performance metrics of that server. Is it agented?

Or

The boss says "I am off on leave, if you could get the whole IT estate agented before my return, you can keep your job".
by Rolf_G August 26, 2008
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Matrix Agent

Similar to a Non-Player-Character, a Matrix Agent is a person or persons who seem or act as though 'programmed' to respond or behave in scripted ways. Unlike an NPC, the Matrix Agent connotation implies some cognizant understanding of their simulated world, while nonetheless believing in that world and following their programming within it.
All of the people in that neighborhood seem like Matrix Agents.
by coopergraham November 6, 2023
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Wishful Agentism

The self-attained thought that occurs upon watching an action film and believing that you could emulate them lead character.
The films in question are ones in which one protagonist is going solo against the rest of the world (eg. The Bourne Trilogy, Shooter, Taken) whether that be the government, the law or the given enemy.
Effects can be long lasting.
Your friend: Man, you should not be getting in this deep.
You: Don't worry, I know how to run from the police.
Your friend: No you don't, you've just got wishful agentism.
by groovybill October 21, 2010
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Agent jonesy

A man who has travelled galaxies trying to escape
My dog is like a agent jonesy he hasn't left my basement for years
by Teachers-names-endme January 1, 2024
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