big-bat baseball is when a small group of friends or just people play baseball but with twisted rules. these rules include pitchers mound to home or 1st base... force out to 2nd or 3rd... depeneding on players 2-3 outs, the pitch count will go up to 8 balls and 3 strikes, also u do not use regulation size field u use wut ever looks pretty good distance, equipment includes a mark mcgwire vortex bat and a tennis ball, homeruns are past the fire hydrant and if it bounces onuce and then goes psat it is a triple bounces more then once n goes past = double. when running bases the player must stop when the pitcher gets it (not completly just dont keeping running bases). last rule have fun and remember jeff is a good comment 8D
by not jeff for sure August 20, 2006

noun. A secret about other people that can not be shared with other parties without the express written permission of the parties involved.
man 1: Did you hear about how Dave got that stripper fired last week?
man 2: Shut up, that's Major League Baseball.
man 2: Shut up, that's Major League Baseball.
by tedsghost August 8, 2008

by Diet Dr. Thunder May 9, 2009

A baseball/softball player that was given ecstasy before a game will be a bit more emotional than the Japanese team.
by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021

Joey: Guess what happened today at the grocery shop where I work! I caught someone stealing!!
Xavier: Did he go to jail?
Joey: No, he got the baseball bat treatment!
Xavier: Did he go to jail?
Joey: No, he got the baseball bat treatment!
by OffBeatDrummer September 26, 2023

A boy who wear a hat, Plays Baseball way too much, Beats the shit out of bad guys with his bat and shoots with his shotty, And last but not least he speaks dat Bostonian accent.
"Uh.... I don't even understand this. I mean do you even know who you talking to"?, To a Bostonian Baseball Boy?
by AdamLaughsLololol April 18, 2018

Jschlatt is well known for his immense accuracy and strength while playing the game of ‘baseball’. He is known worldwide as the Baseball Champion and uses fear to stun his opponents during games with the mention of his doings in ‘99
by pxxceful July 22, 2023
