taxes

fuck you

daniel: i pay taxes

jack: fuck you

joe: i commit tax fraud

jack: *pats on the back*

by urbandictionarysuckslmfao September 15, 2020

telese

Telese is a very smart lovable girl, she very funny and loves to make people laugh. Everyone loves to be around friends and family telese loves to be around people that names start with J and you will be so happy with her for the rest of your life, telese love tall guys with curly hair, telese is a very short out going girl .

Wow I want a telese in my life

by Telese October 26, 2020

Taxes

A dumb legend made by the government

Bill: Damn I need to pay my taxes
Juan: Bro that's just a dumb legend
Bill: Oh yea

by person.you.dont.know March 22, 2021

Telestalker

Someone who reads your mind to find out private information.

My telestalker spouse read my mind and found out what happened to me when I was a young boy.

by Ascended Master 1111 March 28, 2021

Telescrope

A man's cock and balls magnified under a lens, normally sent to women other the Internet

Girl 1 :I just got a sent a photo
Girl 2:what is it?
Girl 1 :A dick pic that looks telescroped

by Quazarquasar July 25, 2021

Telescrope

A man's cock magnified by a lens sent over the Internet.

Girl 1: someone just sent me a dick pic
Girl 2: that looks like a telescrope

by Quazarquasar July 25, 2021

teesev

Dageneral himself frm dth,one of da coolest, chillest people on earth

“Omg teesev u frm dth?🤩

by dthgeneral November 21, 2021