one testiciallian

A person born with only one testicle. Or a person who lost their testicle due to a disease or a freak accident.

Damn! Joey put whipped cream on his nuts and his fat girlfriend bit one off!! Now he's a one testicillian!

by tabatha August 29, 2003

testicleshittingrectalwart

A genetal wart on the rectum that has a high tendancy to shit out testicles. Mosty commonly used as a derrogitive term towards friends.

Mike: Jim you are a testicleshittingrectalwart.
Jim: Yeah, well....you suck.

by derrrr June 17, 2004

testicide

To accidently shoot oneself in the scrotum - usually while stuffing a handgun in your waistband without a holster.

Did you hear about the bank robber that committed testicide right in front of everybody? He went to make his getaway and stuffed his gun in his pants - next thing everybody knew there was a loud pop and the dude was rolling on the floor writhing in agony. Ah sweet justice.

by Gettin N Eiffel January 22, 2008

Testiclites

Small mammial creatures often attached to the "Sack" of a male and emmit strange bell sounds when touched

"Brrrring" ah you touched my testiclites

by Phys September 13, 2005

Testicle

A humorous question in an exam.

The Testicle was so easy.

by ohPinky May 27, 2009

testicake

a testicle that has been smashed into the shape and thickness of a pancake by force

You hit me in the fucking balls with a dodgeball. Now my right nut is a testicake.

by Jim Laird January 12, 2006

testicles

a chewy toy the girls like to chew after dinner

my balls are so chewy

by Lord Fuck U August 23, 2003