Another word for the lottery, as coined by bill nye and idubbbz. It essentially forces poor people who don't know enough about math, pay a sum of money and get nothing in return.
darren: "You hear about that hundred million dollar end of year lottery? The ticket line went for miles.."
davo: "that's what you call the mandatory dumbass tax"
davo: "that's what you call the mandatory dumbass tax"
by aussiegamercop November 20, 2018
Get the Dumbass Taxmug. The 'tall tax' refers to the many inconveniences that a tall person may encounter in their life (whether that be financially or socially).
Most tall people are at a disadvantage financially because when they are on a long journey, they will often have no choice but to pay a premium for extra legroom even though they physically cannot fit in the seat otherwise.
In social situations, if there is a crowd trying to view an event, the tall person will always have to stand at the back because all of the smaller people will complain that they can't see. This is ironic as often the tall person will also not be able to see because they are not giants
Most tall people are at a disadvantage financially because when they are on a long journey, they will often have no choice but to pay a premium for extra legroom even though they physically cannot fit in the seat otherwise.
In social situations, if there is a crowd trying to view an event, the tall person will always have to stand at the back because all of the smaller people will complain that they can't see. This is ironic as often the tall person will also not be able to see because they are not giants
Just because I'm tall, doesn't mean that I should have to pay more to sit down. That's the tall tax for you
by Lanky dude April 10, 2019
Get the The tall taxmug. The charge you’re hit with when you request to remove all animal products from a dish and replace it with veggies, even though you’ve removed the most expensive items in the dish.
Nah, man, I would rather go to a different restaurant, because last time I ate there and asked for peppers instead of chicken and cheese, they hit me with that vegan tax.
by MommyMispagel April 12, 2019
Get the vegan taxmug. by Sandman1031 April 8, 2012
Get the Tax reeferundmug. When a woman expects goods and/or services in exchange for the sexual activities she gives to her partner; simply getting sexual favours in return for hers is not enough - she feels she's entitled to more.
Chantu charges vag tax - she demanded her boyfriend buy her a new ring because she blows him regularly.
by Rated PG August 24, 2019
Get the Vag Taxmug. Person 1: "Hey man, I think I left some beers(alcohol) at your place last night, can I come grab them?"
Person 2: "Fuck no man. That's ours now"
Person 1: "What, why?"
Person 2: "Beer tax, mate."
Person 2: "Fuck no man. That's ours now"
Person 1: "What, why?"
Person 2: "Beer tax, mate."
by Super_Vegeta April 14, 2014
Get the Beer Taxmug. That special time of year when parents make up for being too broke to exchange gifts after buying presents for their kids by buying big ticket items with their tax return.
So bill what did your wife get you for Christmas?
Nothing yet, but at Tax-mas I'm getting that new big screen TV.
Nothing yet, but at Tax-mas I'm getting that new big screen TV.
by ziggyshade January 10, 2017
Get the Tax-masmug.