Snickers

When a man dips his "nuts" or testicles in caramel and then teabags a sleeping friend....

Man, did you see Jimmy give Steve a snickers while he was sleeping the other day.

by The Fellas April 1, 2008

Sticker shock

The reaction you has when you discover exactly how young the girl you've been dating really is.

"Brian had sticker shock when he discovered that his girlfriend was really 17"

by Telewyn May 10, 2007

kitty snickers

A treat enjoyed by many dogs consisting of a cat turd with kitty litter stuck all over it

I wouldn't let bingo lick your face. I just saw him eat a kitty snickers.

by Wardbax October 2, 2008

bumper sticker

When you are in the doggystyle position, pull out and spray your cum on the girls ass, her ass of course being the bumper, and then your cum the sticker. Adding a nice slap is also good for those bitches who like it rough.

You: hey bro you'll never guess what happened last night!
Friend: what happened?
You: I totally gave my girlfriend a bumper sticker last night.

Friend: wow. Normally I'd assume it was just a normal bumper sticker, but because of how much ass you get because of how cool you are, it sounds oddly sexual. What's it mean?
You: yeah I totally do get lots of ass, and its when you pull out and cum on they ass.

Friend: cool I did that to your mom last week!
You: yeah she's a whore.

by kingslaya666 April 14, 2014

bumper sticker

A means by which people-wheather you agree with their opinions or not--cleverly show off their opinions that the rest of us are too shy to tell. My favorite says: "Don't like my driving? Dial 1-800-EAT S**T."

A bumper sticker is tacky, but is a clever way people show off their stinking thinking.

by [e-mail] May 25, 2008

sticker shock

the pain u experience,when people put a sticker on your skin..and then pull it off...

Ouch!..dont give me a sticker shock

by CryptoGenesis May 28, 2010

shnickers

when someone either follows through after a grizzly fart or shits themselves they or their friend gives them a huge wedgie meaning they have poop all over there arse and shmeat loaf

oi look shteven has shit hmself again what a sap lets go give him a shnickers.

by jordayy March 6, 2008