Norwegian Swimming Window

The two days a year the water temperature in Norway raises above 15 degrees Celsius, and norwegians consider it possible to go to the beach.

Ola: Hey Kari wanna go to the beach?
Kari: Nah it's June and the Norwegian Swimming Window hasn't opened yet.

by Lethan March 17, 2016

Doane Swim Team

When you jump in the lake at Doane University while drunk. There are multiple classifications.

Varsity: Go in the lake naked
Varsity Captain: jump naked off the bridge
JV team: go in the lake with clothes
JV Captain: jump off the bridge clothed

Hey guys let’s get doaned and join the doane swim team.

by czuh October 30, 2019

Swimming in own shit

Refers to someone who talk’s a lot of shit, and is unable to swim their way out if it.

Danielle was swimming in own shit.

by White Bread Sourdough March 10, 2021

i cant swim

when in water, This person is drowning, save them. When out of water, this person is calling you're bullshit, because you're lying.

1st guy- "I love my job and helping others in this hospital"

2nd guy- "me too, i'm such a tool"

3rd guy- "I cant swim"

by Turin May 29, 2008

swim in her ocean

expression used by a man who would like to commit oral sex on a woman while keeping his comments secretive. (swim in her ocean: listen to the sounds coming out of her "seashell")

Man 1: Hey, I would enjoy swimming in that girl's ocean!
Man 2: Yeah that girl is smokin!

by John A. January 27, 2004

dynamo swim club

the best swim club in the WORLD, getting first at junior nationals!

Tim: Wow!!!!! Look at how fast those dynamos from dynamo swim club are!!
Kid who isn't on dynamo: Yeah, but we're better...jk we suck.

by dynakid May 24, 2011

Swim Laps

Slang / sexual inuendo for fellatio, either simultaniously or alternating amongst 2 or more people.

"Hey, you want to go swim some laps? ;) "

"M4M looking for a partner to swim laps with at local pool"

by T.Duckenson December 6, 2011