sweater mittens

breasts, generally of the smaller variety

Veronica's dress fit like a glove, putting every inch of her body on display, from her subtle posterior, to her perky little sweater mittens.

by MrMOSCRU September 7, 2009

Dutch Sweater

the process of ejaculating upon a person's chest or back and then proceeding to shave your pubic hair above it, allowing the hair to come in contact with the seman.

Geoff: Damn Rick your chick sure is hairy.
Rick: that's not her hair, i gave her a Dutch sweater last night
Geoff: nice!

by The Mad IT Guy June 8, 2011

Knitted Sweater

When two males attempt to conjoin their penis' together by a knot like-thing. And attempt to get erctions.

"Joey is a silly goose, he wanted to do the Knitted Sweater, so we did"

by Brennan Henderson February 13, 2008

Penis Sweater

A penis sweater is a term used to describe a condom.

I put on my penis sweater and made sweet love.

by Jack N. Dick December 10, 2006

Gay Sweater

An abnormality which causes the human to wear strange clothing such as an orange sweater vest, however this cannot be helped and is caused by a malfunction in the brain.

"Hey marwyn."
"Yeah?"
"What'cha wearing?"
"A sweater vest"
"Gay sweater.."

by Mircast May 19, 2009

Cosby Sweater

Someone who gives Bill Cosby a hard time

While Bill was lecturing at the Jell-o pudding pops symposium in Munich, he kept getting heckled by a particularly aggressive Cosby sweater in the audience

by SirHarrington25 May 16, 2014

shitty sweater

A sweater that causes disease and loss of all friends. Wearing it might provoke one to boil themselves in a bath of acid.

"Dude! Lose the shitty sweater! You flaming faggot."

by JA NUJ December 14, 2003