Sisson

When a sissy can utilize both hands and orally keep up. Taking things head on. Being the lazy susan of the party.

Whats Tiger doing over there? His impression of a circus seal honking horns with his nose? Nah hes just sisson

by Slimer Wright January 20, 2026

Matthew Sussanna

fat little smart ass

Dont be a Matthew Sussanna

by mehdi ouzin February 3, 2015

Summer Sessoms

Summer Sessoms is a girl whois very generous and gives her friend all the answers in science. Summer Sessoms has a little sister named Hailey Sessoms who likes to have her friend spam her sister and other friend in a group chat. Overall good person. She especially loves her BEST friend in the W H O L E W O R L D, Gracie.

Gracie: I don't know what to do. You got the answers?
Summer: Yeah here they are
Gracie: Thanks. Summer Sessoms

by Alltimefalloutpanic October 19, 2018

tom sissons

A guy who is mainly seen as a fuck - boy and tries to get with all the girls. He uses pick up lines on girls thinking it will make him have an advantage when really he is getting nowhere. Plays around with girl's hearts just to break them. Not a good boyfriend and horrible at kissing.

A girl that Tom was talking to - OMFG honestly, this guy is honestly such a player

Other girls - yep I know, that's Tom Sissons for you

by Theasapgirlboy March 31, 2020

Destiny Sessom

An angel fallen from heaven. The most perfect thing anyone has ever laid eyes on. Shes perfect. Shes going to break my heart.

Destiny Sessom. Your perfect

by Thenwordnigger October 11, 2020

Carolina Subsoil

A shitting of the pants resulting from a fart originating from the deepest part of a man’s colon.

Kyle: Dam Hank, that was a monster blast.
Hank: I gotta get home ASAP and hose down the Carolina subsoil running down my legs.

by Dmhaeb March 2, 2022

Vidal Sassoon

The most effective way to get rid of a female when you're hittin' it doggie but not feeling it is to simultaneously pull her hair with one hand while screaming out loud, Oh my God it huuuuurts"

while spraying a bottle of Vidal Sassoon conditioner on her back.

Yo Reggie was telling me that he wasn't feeling Monique the other night so he pulled the Vidal Sassoon.

by SenseiTheLegend January 20, 2024