suck on my nine

this is a euphemisim for "suck my dick" considering that most guys think that 9 inches is the ideal length.
"what do you want to do tonight?"

"suck on my nine bitch"

"you're an asshole"
by beavuhh October 17, 2009
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The word you say to get a black girl to beat you and fuck you
"AYE Fucking nigga ass bitch suck my dick"

"What?"
by BigFatNigga October 29, 2021
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When you get so high during sex and her papa's name is Ricky
Literally nobody:
Me: Suck my small pee and call me Ricky
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Something you say when you or your fave team is losing. there is no counter dis to suck my cock , ill murder your family.

this phrase may also be used to rattle complete strangers on the metro.
bitch: i beleive you were traveling good sir.

you:O im terribly sorry.

bitch: yes well its quite alright

you: suck my cock , ill murder your family!
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It's another way of sucking a dick
You just got you dick sucked

ring my ding and suck my dong
by Ass_Slayer March 31, 2020
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Insult

To introduce a penis in a person mouth, to then proceed to introduce the tongue into somebody's ass
Human Being 1: You can't even speak proper english...
Human Being 2: You suck my dick and eat it up my ass
by Jaskins2 May 23, 2017
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so you did get a date. well suck my dick and call me crazy!
by Deep Blue 2012 August 05, 2009
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