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suck on my nine

this is a euphemisim for "suck my dick" considering that most guys think that 9 inches is the ideal length.
"what do you want to do tonight?"

"suck on my nine bitch"

"you're an asshole"
by beavuhh October 16, 2009
mugGet the suck on my ninemug.
When you get so high during sex and her papa's name is Ricky
Literally nobody:
Me: Suck my small pee and call me Ricky
mugGet the Suck my small pee and call me Rickymug.
Something you say when you or your fave team is losing. there is no counter dis to suck my cock , ill murder your family.

this phrase may also be used to rattle complete strangers on the metro.
bitch: i beleive you were traveling good sir.

you:O im terribly sorry.

bitch: yes well its quite alright

you: suck my cock , ill murder your family!
by Thomas Cornelius Johnston III November 12, 2012
mugGet the suck my cock , ill murder your family!mug.
Insult

To introduce a penis in a person mouth, to then proceed to introduce the tongue into somebody's ass
Human Being 1: You can't even speak proper english...
Human Being 2: You suck my dick and eat it up my ass
by Jaskins2 May 22, 2017
mugGet the suck my dick and eat it up my assmug.

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