Piss Juice

When your friend Jay is drinking orange juice which is quite obviously pee

Tyler: What are you drinking?
Jay: Orange juice
Tyler: No that’s Piss Juice

by golfish May 1, 2019

Oh Piss!

Instead of damn! Shit! Or any other expletive.

The vacuum broke. You say:
Oh Piss! I need a new vacuum.

by Ms Styles October 14, 2017

bluetooth pissing

The act of standing and taking a leak hands free, in other words not holding your dick.

Dave is always bluetooth pissing, that's why his shoes are always wet.

by michaelh_66 June 10, 2008

White Piss

That which is extracted from the penis during erotic moments. Similar to normal piss however of white creamy texture (aka semen).

"I sure did unload a big tub of White Piss on her chest"

by The flying Wadfuck September 16, 2013

Fish Piss

Fish Piss™ is a beverage produced by the company Lotium Urina™ inc. Only the wealthiest of people can afford Fish Piss™. Fish Piss™ can be bought with Fish Testicles™, Fish Titties™, and Fish Eggs™. You can drink it with your mouth or with a Tapeworm Straw™. If a poor person is given Fish Testicle Filled Fish Piss™ it is to gently refrigerate their insides for us (Jesus and his fellow Fish Piss™ drinkers) to enjoy with our Fish Piss.

"Hello, poor person. How are your insides I want them I'm cumming."
or
"mmmm yes... Fish Piss™ in my gently refrigerated insides..."

by Lotium Urina™ inc. August 10, 2020

stoner piss

the long piss taken after getting high as shit

1.) I need to take a massive stoner piss
2.) go for it dude

by fiend420 November 28, 2009

Piss Tax

Monies paid to a toilet attendent.

I was busting for a piss, but had to fork out the piss tax before releaving myself.

by Arch Crippledick February 3, 2009