stenhousemuir

an absolute shitehole riddled way wee daftys that couldni tell the difference between there right hand to there left hand

bobby=here lad u wanting tae go tae stenhousemuir

johnny=“blocks bobby”

by wankerrrrrrrrrrrr September 6, 2022

Stenhouse

A particularly fussy cretin, obsessed with rule and regulation, especially around health and safety. A Stenhouse ca often be found swanning around offices in hi-vis and trousers with an unfeasible amount of pockets!

Look a that Stenhouse over there trying to look hard with his clipboard

by anonymous February 7, 2023

Stenhouse

A particularly fussy individual with an irrational obsession with rules and regulations, especially relating to health and safety. A Stenhouse can usually be found loitering around offices trying to look important, usually wearing a hi-vis jacket or trousers with an unfeasible amount of pockets.

Look at that Stenhouse over there, trying to look hard with his clipboard… W**ker!

by anonymous February 7, 2023

stence

a guy who is a stud, but is dense (has no personality)

hes such a stence

by ratweasel February 20, 2023

Spench

Noun: a young, upper-class male who lacks defining traits. Like a chad, without anything interesting about him. Could be known as the beta/gamma males (compared with the alpha male).

Most of the guys who go to the gym in the morning are spenches.

by Undeniable_Pants February 27, 2023

Stanchion sandwich

When you hit the perfect shot with a football (soccer) and it wedges itself in the top left or top right in the goal net support (stanchion). 70s/80s/90s term as typically goal stanchions don't really exist any more.

These days: top bins; but the ball was wedged in the upright to be retrieved manually.

I smashed a volley into the top right and got a stanchion sandwich.

by The_names_have_been_changed July 31, 2023

stincher

One who is due for some stinching

Alex ritter hates stinchers

by Stinch hater June 13, 2023