Starbucks name

A completely normal name that the barista spells wrong for no reason. And not just a simple mistake, a spelling that's not even CLOSE to your name.

Barista: Hi welcome to Starbucks. Name?
George: George

A few minutes later...
Barista: An espresso for George?
*Label says "Joarjj"*

Starbucks name

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover June 02, 2025

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Starbucks Stamp

White Girls who show up at Starbucks in the morning wanting their specialty drink and NOT have to talk to the barista about it!

Totes went to Starbucks and they didn't have my 'half caf decaf venti iced macchiato with oat milk ready'! Don't they know my order !!? I may not have a tramp stamp but they should know my Starbucks Stamp already!

by WTF2023 June 19, 2023

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Starbucks Mode

Starbucks Mode (n.): An intellectual endeavor conceptualized by Sir Thomas Jackson in the year 2023, characterized by the diligent and assiduous engagement with scholarly or professional work on one's electronic device, manuscript, or tome, accompanied by the auditory backdrop of music. This practice was initially instantiated by a pupil's entreaty to amalgamate musical stimulation with their academic pursuits, to which Sir Jackson acquiesced with a modicum of reservation.

"Mr Jackson, can I go Starbucks Mode?" "Okay, go ahead my little sparrow" (Dismissive grunt)

by EdgarAllenPoop January 30, 2024

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