Pain stain

A black eye or any other bruise received from a fight

After the boxing match Dave's eye was sporting a huge pain stain

by Sundeamon666 April 29, 2013

dirk stain

A dirk is a cigarette. A dirk stain is the yellowing of the fingers due to the dirk smoke.

Katie: "ew man I need to quit smoking, these dirk stains are seriously gross!"

Jon: "cut up a raw potato and rub it on your fingers. I guarantee it'll take away your dirk stains"

by Chilli.k2 February 5, 2014

Strawberry Stain

A red mark left on a mans jeans when dancing with a girl with her period

She left a strawberry stain on my leg while we were grinding

by Rotaryguy May 3, 2014

pajama stains

Crusty stains in incriminating locations

From the looks of the pajama stains I'd say all you've done this weekend is beat off and inhale cheetos.

by zygotesoup April 7, 2015

puss stain

The stain on an item of clothing resulting from a wet puss grinding on it

Did you piss yourself?
Nah that's just a puss stain from Chelsea

by PussStain September 30, 2015

Ball stain

The salty ball sweat stain found on month old under wear worn by teenage skallies

Jog on ball stain ...

by Next doors cat June 28, 2016

Stain Paradox

When you decide to wear a certain color clothing, usually white or black, and you somehow manage to get a stain that will show-up specifically on that color.

I was subjected to the Stain Paradox today when I wore a black shirt and accidentally got toothpaste on it, so I switched it out with a white shirt and later got ketchup on it.

by Maxwell Harper October 31, 2015