Sluhzzard

A term for someone who is perpetually annoyed and has developed a hardened shell of indifference and apathy toward the world. A “Sluhzzard” is someone who has become completely numb to everything, and can’t be bothered to do anything or care about anything. They are just a “Sluhzzard.”

“Look at that guy over there, he is always ignoring everyone and is so unbothered by everything. He’s such a Sluhzzard!”

by souIerzs June 8, 2023

Squidward Chat

A chaotic groupchat made withthe entire friend group that sees hundreds of messages being sent at times. Used to revive groups.

This groupchat's dead we need another squidward chat to revive the group.

by Rocks fur brains October 27, 2023

Squidward Syndrome

When TV show characters such as squidward start becoming relatable the older you get

Person 1: I used to think squidward was mean, but dang is he relatable

Person 2: Sounds like squidward syndrome

by Yaba Daba Doo! December 10, 2023

Squidward Goggles

When you put you balls and dick over your girlfriend/boyfriends eyes and nose

Hey baby, I'm going to rock your world tonight and give you a pair of Squidward goggles.

by anonymous June 5, 2024

Squidward

The most miserable person on the show SpongeBob SquarePants. He is an octopus with a BIG NOSE, Lives in a tiki or a moai 🗿. He plays a clarinet (pretty bad), loves to paint art and works as a cashier at the famous restaurant in the bikini bottom “the Krusty Krab”

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by EMD F59PHI January 11, 2025

squidward

he is actually an octopus, look it up

1: squidward is an octopus
2: LIAR
1: look it up
2: *looks it up* oh u were right

by p01uyt January 14, 2025

Squidward

a tortured soul that wants some fucking peace.

his music ass tho-

Squidward needs a break

by ( ´∀｀ ) abomination February 2, 2025